4楼提琴王子
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发表于 2009-5-26 14:40
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别睡了，要收盘了。
小沈阳超搞笑的经典台词
1、 这是为什么呢 ？
This is Why?
2 、走别人的路，让别人无路可走
Take someone else's way, no way to let others
3 、我太有才了，上辈子我是裁缝
I was too talented, and are tailor my former
4、 都说我长得寒碜，不过我妈挺稀罕我，我妈说小时候带我去公园，老多人围着问我妈， “大姐，你家这猴搁哪买的？”
say I'm ugly, but my mother and I quite rare, a child with my mother Say Go to the park, surrounded by old people ask my mother, "Sister, you left home this monkey which bought?"
5 、出名了仍要慢慢发展看看我穿的这身衣服，啥，你说我这大红配大绿不好看，别瞧不起人，我的衣服都是从专卖店买的。
Famous still slowly and take a look at my clothes to wear this, what you said that I was this big red with big green ugly, do not look down on people, my clothes are bought from the store.
6、 我在商场逛，随便问一个服务员，你卖这衣服多少钱？她说，180元。我说，30元卖不？她说卖，然后就让我交钱，我说，我不买，就是随便溜达。
Shopping mall at me, casually ask a waiter, do you how much money selling clothes? She said 180. I said, 30 did not sell? She said to sell, then let me pay, I said, I do not buy, that is, casual stroll.
7、姐，姐你猜我这小包多钱你猜，320你信不，打完折15，嗯，老便宜了。
Sister, my sister, do you think this packet of money, do you think the 320 is not in your letter, fold over 15, ah, the old cheaper.
8、哥啊 你就是我亲爹
Ah you are my brother pro-father
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