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作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:16 标题: Investment Banks Business Logic & Marketing

[ 本帖最后由丽贝卡妈妈于 2009-10-16 09:17 编辑 ].

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:19

BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case....ok'

Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally, Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive!!.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:22

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:23

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:24

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising..

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:25

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'
That's Telemarketing.

作者: 花儿心藏的妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:26

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:27

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:27

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:28

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 09:43

作者: 海带羊 时间: 2009-10-16 11:11

笑死了。明天就致电涛哥，按此流程cao作。.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-16 11:29 标题: 回复 12#海带羊的帖子

My God, 致电LD还差不多。

LD is very very rich.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-22 08:34

作者: wandy 时间: 2009-10-22 15:23

强！.

作者: 齐齐妈妈(律师) 时间: 2009-10-26 11:24 标题: 回复 2#丽贝卡妈妈的帖子

it's a very interesting logic.as you said,the attitute determine everything..

作者: 嘎嘎的妈妈 时间: 2009-10-26 13:52

引用:

原帖由 丽贝卡妈妈 于 2009-10-16 09:28 发表 $\"\"$
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. ...

This is reality..

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-26 17:19 标题: 回复 16#齐齐妈妈(律师) 的帖子

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-10-26 17:20 标题: 回复 17#嘎嘎的妈妈的帖子

Feedback......

作者: 冰城来客 时间: 2009-11-5 17:18

作者: j_w 时间: 2009-11-11 13:37

What can a girl's mother do, following the same logic?.

作者: 丽贝卡妈妈 时间: 2009-11-11 13:45 标题: 回复 21#j_w 的帖子

Mom will never involve, since this is none of her business.

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