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Mr. Typing Bee's SLEEP PARTY

During the holidays, my 8 year old daughter wrote this interesting story --

Mr. Typing Bee wants to host a sleep party, but it is the middle of the winter. No bee wants to come, because they need to hibernate. Right now, he is trying to get us to go, but their stuff is too small. Like how would you hold a cup that is bee sized?! He is typing so much that it would drive you crazy. We can't go anyway. He wrote some funny stuff though. Heres some that he wrote.

There once was a big fat bee,
he alway needed to pee,
he peeded in pants,
and watered his plants  
and now he needs to eat.

Dear whoever you are,
if you come to my sleep party,
bring a book with you
from Mr. Typing Bee  

If  you don't come, will somone you know come?

There's some. You might send a letter that says

Dear Mr. Typing Bee,
How do you turn your printer off?

I just recevied the answer.

There is no way.
Glad I helped.
Mr. Typing Bee

Well we should keep an eye on our mailboxes to make sure we know what Mr. Typing Bee is doing.

Lets check now.

Had you seen anyone or bee who wants to go?  Mr. Typing Bee
what did the bee say to its girl?  Hi honey.
What do bees use as money? honey. There is lots of honey

Mr. Typing Bee thinks he can make us go by honey. Still, you won't be able to go. How can you eat that honey? It will be in a bowl that is bee sized. Bee size means tiny..

啥东东，伊认得我，我不认得伊[em17].

回复 2#塞翁失马 的帖子

Here is English Corner. So it's English. You can't use Chinese here.:).

不好意思，你8岁女儿写的东西我都看不懂，惭愧！
误入英语角更加惭愧！！！[tt35] [tt35] [tt35] [tt35].

回复 4#塞翁失马 的帖子

Relax...Not a problem. Maybe share it with your kid? Hope your kid will like it..

good work. with lots of rhyming words.