丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:16
Investment Banks Business Logic & Marketing
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丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:19
BUSINESS LOGICS
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case....ok'
Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
Finally, Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive!!.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:22
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丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:23
What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:24
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising..
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:25
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'
That's Telemarketing.
花儿心藏的妈妈 2009-10-16 09:26
[tt22].
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:27
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:27
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:28
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 09:43
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海带羊 2009-10-16 11:11
笑死了。明天就致电涛哥，按此流程cao作。.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-16 11:29
回复 12#海带羊 的帖子
My God, 致电LD还差不多。
LD is very very rich. [em16].
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-22 08:34
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol.
wandy 2009-10-22 15:23
强！.
齐齐妈妈(律师) 2009-10-26 11:24
回复 2#丽贝卡妈妈 的帖子
it's a very interesting logic.as you said,the attitute determine everything..
嘎嘎的妈妈 2009-10-26 13:52
[quote]原帖由 [i]丽贝卡妈妈[/i] 于 2009-10-16 09:28 发表 [url=http://ww123.net/baby/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=5996106&ptid=4683276][img]http://ww123.net/baby/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. ... [/quote]
This is reality..
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-26 17:19
回复 16#齐齐妈妈(律师) 的帖子
:handshake :handshake.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-10-26 17:20
回复 17#嘎嘎的妈妈 的帖子
Feedback...... ;P.
冰城来客 2009-11-5 17:18
[em16].
j_w 2009-11-11 13:37
[s:000.gif] What can a girl's mother do, following the same logic?.
丽贝卡妈妈 2009-11-11 13:45
回复 21#j_w 的帖子
Mom will never involve, since this is none of her business. [tt17]
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