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Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:     Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:     Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:      You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:     Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking a bout?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
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TEACHER:     Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:      I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie....... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:      All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted  
            it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand.   
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :    No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:    A teacher.

yes, they are straight forward!.

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:     Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:     Maria.
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[em16].

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maybe I have a dry sense of humor, but I have a question about the last humor,
what is a better answer to this?
"what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested".

回复 5#nice妈妈 的帖子

Bush!!!.

回复 6#混凝土 的帖子

woo, this is a great answer. you have a great sense of humor better than I had imagine.[em21].

That's funny!.

回复 5#nice妈妈 的帖子

the right answer might be:-

a chatterbox
a chatterer
a babbler
a prater
a magpie
.......

回复 7#nice妈妈 的帖子

thank you !
actually i have more anwsers...but BUSH is always the first priority[tt17].

回复 9#多多侠妈妈 的帖子

thx, Learning[em01].

lovely kids.

[quote]原帖由 [i]扬扬妈妈[/i] 于 2009-3-23 17:56 发表 [url=http://ww123.net/baby/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=4677718&ptid=4625851][img]http://ww123.net/baby/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
lovely kids [/quote]
[tt10]  funny!.

This is what really happened when I was a volunteer in Australia.

Grade 3 classroom:

All the pupils were writing..

Danny: Oh, I love English so much. (Danny is from Asia but his writing level is top in the class)
Teacher: Kirsten is English. You love Kirsten? (He joked)
Kirsten: What? Mr. Evans?（chuckled）

[[i] 本帖最后由 Emerald 于 2009-3-23 20:31 编辑 [/i]].