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Do you really understand women…?

Do you really understand women…?
女人的话你听得懂吗？

Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

We need = I want.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead..

maybe.

还好我英语不好，只听中文的。[em08].

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有意思[em04].

[em16] 下辈子还做女人.

[em08].

[em08].

[em16] Lovely 、 helpless.